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[sapboy]

this person married a branch of bananas

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[marxbot3000]

Dicks out for socialism

[theglowpt2disctwo]

marxbot this one really sucks

[marxbot3000]

“this one”

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[marxbot3000]

don’t ever talk to me or my Bernie Sanders ever again

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[marxbot3000]

The real gender was the friends we made along the way

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Anonymous asked:

New word for dick: groan tube

kaijuno answered:

NO

[jaycemonde]

Accepted and codified. My groan tube is aching for a grunt sleeve

[kaijuno]

BLOCKT

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[itsnotaconspiracy]

I remember seeing that post about worst format for entering your phone number… This one is actually the worst.

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[perks-of-being-chinese]

this is my favourite video

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[moriartystayingalive]

My Irish friend didn’t believe me when I told him that in Florida there is literally a wall of orange juice in every grocery store.

[orangejuiceblogging]

Florida. My greatest American stronghold. The center of my power.

[moriartystayingalive]

tumblr user orangejuiceblogging lives up to their name